Sporadic
As time passes it is becoming more and more obvious to me that I have an addictive personality. Luckily for me, the worst thing I am addicted to you is chocolate. Unfortunately for me, I can’t exactly translate my addictive to behavior to exercise. When it comes right down to it, I have self-diagnosed myself (without the help of Webmd) as a selective addiction behavioral subject. A fancy medical of saying I am not a gym person.
I have spent all summer on various television benders such as Jon and Kate plus 8, Cops, Wipeout and the current addiction is Mad Men. Well, whenever I got to have the remote anyway. If I would enjoy the gym even half as much as any of those shows, I would have no body fat to speak of. Heck, I might even have a book deal, an infomercial and press galore to explain “my secret” to success.
Maybe I should take the cartoon route and run after a chocolate bar I’ll never catch…
